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12.06.2025 02:11

Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Unacceptable again!
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share office space ...
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
How can you know if they are your twin flame and not limerence or obsession?
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Then came..
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Minds and Behinds
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
Still no good
Loons and Moons
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
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