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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 04:04

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

Then came..

Vice President JD Vance Weighs in on Trey Hendrickson's Future, Contract Talks With Cincinnati Bengals - Sports Illustrated

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Hysterias & Posteriors

Here’s where to get free doughnuts on National Donut Day 2025 - Fortune

Loons and Moons

Still no good.

Nuts and Butts

I'm British and I hate my glasses. Are prescription glasses better in New York City?

No go.

Catatonics & High Colonics

No, not a chance

Which scene is considered the most difficult to watch in each of Quentin Tarantino's movies?

So, the docs changed it to read

Still no good

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

France blown away! Records sent tumbling as Les Bleus concede five goals for the first time in 56 YEARS against incredible Spain - Goal.com

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

share office space ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

DF Weekly: Why would Microsoft "sideline" its next generation handheld? - Eurogamer

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

So they tried

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why can't they repair the damage caused by Elon Musk renaming Twitter to X?

Unacceptable again!

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

If Russia needs the resources to fund the war in Ukraine, why doesn’t it throw open its doors to visa free western tourism? Enough people would be interested, & it would start to get some hard currency as €, CHF, £, SEK, $, JPY in the tills at shops.

They put up a sign reading

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Next, they tried...

What is a good way to conduct an interview?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Minds and Behinds

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Former Clemson DB on College Football Hall of Fame ballot - TigerNet

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Just Forget it!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Which Korean female celebrities look the best in a bikini?

Freaks and Cheeks

Thumbs down again.

No way

Apple’s 16GB 15-inch M4 MacBook Air now starting from new all-time low at $188 off, more from $837 - 9to5Toys