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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 02:11

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Unacceptable again!

China’s asteroid-and-comet hunter probe unfurls a ‘solar wing’ - theregister.com

share office space ...

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

How can you know if they are your twin flame and not limerence or obsession?

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

Did Muhammad Ali ask Dundee to cut his gloves off before Eddie Futch stopped the fight in Thrilla in Manila?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Can women learn to squirt?

Nuts and Butts

Hysterias & Posteriors

Decker manhunt: Officials reopen Icicle River area - KING5.com

Then came..

No, not a chance

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Most-complete Stegosaur skull ever found forces rewrite of dinosaur history - Earth.com

Thumbs down again.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Here Is the Real Size of a Meatball Made From the Entire Human Race (Spoiler: It’s Smaller Than You Think) - The Daily Galaxy

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Man called in bomb threat after missing flight at Detroit Metro Airport, feds say - The Detroit News

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Minds and Behinds

Still no good.

Does a narcissist ever get their comeuppance/karma for the vile things they've done? Such as cheating, smear campaign, etc.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Next, they tried...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Atheists, there is a god up there in heaven and he loves you so much that he sent his son to die the worst death imaginable and then to turn into a zombie all to save you from sin. Why do you reject him?

Everyone loved it.

Still no good

Loons and Moons

During the Atlmark incident in 1940, the Brit war criminals violated Norwegian neutrality. Hitler could then justify invading Norway. Have the Brits ever apologized for violating Norwegian neutrality?

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

No go.

Private Japanese spacecraft aims to land in the moon's 'Sea of Cold' this week - Space